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 Apr 17 2007, 04:51 PM
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Everyone post and comment on others best Chuck Norris facts...
I'll start: Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice! Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. |
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Apr 17 2007, 04:54 PM
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. -------------------- |
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Apr 25 2007, 11:58 PM
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Good ol Chuck Norris facts.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn. -------------------- The Free cPanel Host and GrandForums Main Administrator. Sign-up FREE Now!
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May 14 2007, 03:16 PM
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-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. -Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. -------------------- |
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May 14 2007, 07:14 PM
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QUOTE(SkylineBP @ Apr 17 2007, 04:54 PM)  Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash. "Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris" -the funniest thing i heard today |
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May 15 2007, 06:57 AM
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QUOTE -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Not entirely true in Delta Force 2 when one of those soldiers dies he cries on the plane i've seen the movie 3 times already jst for that scene lol --------------------  SporeFan - For chit chat and latest news on Spore ^_^  |
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May 15 2007, 07:09 PM
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Chuck Norris is the guardian of the internet
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Apr 30 2008, 01:49 PM
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You guys probably know this but just in case you don't write in Google this
Find Chuck Norris and then hit I'm feeling lucky and see what happens. -------------------- |
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May 9 2008, 11:50 PM
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Lol those are asum!
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May 14 2008, 02:55 PM
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on google it says you cant search for chuck norris, chuck finds you hahah
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May 17 2008, 01:39 PM
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QUOTE(zuly @ Apr 30 2008, 02:49 PM) You guys probably know this but just in case you don't write in Google this Find Chuck Norris and then hit I'm feeling lucky and see what happens. That's hilarious. I've never seen that before. -------------------- Who's your Sensei?
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May 17 2008, 04:52 PM
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May 17 2008, 06:12 PM
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yes that is cheating lol, chuck should just karate chop that link or something
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Jun 30 2008, 11:30 AM
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Haha!!! that's hilarious... but i will not try better ^^U hehe
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Aug 20 2008, 09:50 AM
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i didn't know that thing with google, thats cewl!!!
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